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So you watch me I take a shit on a plate, put it in the machine and serve you chicken tendies off that plate an hour and a half later.
That's insane
Do you consume drinking water
Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain't eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use
Right? Because I only paid for the hour.
Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it's the same fucking thing
Ok.
If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?
Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.
All I'm saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven't it's been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.
Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.
All bets are off in your own house.
Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.
Dishwashers aren't just getting hot, they're also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.
I'm aware biologically the plates are clean. I've been referring to conceptual cleanliness since my original comment
wouldn't be the nastiest nor most unhygienic thing humans do willingly on a regular basis by a lot. it is mostly just the idea that is quite uncomfortable.
Do you brush your teeth in the same room you make your boom boom?
Toothbrush is stored in a cabinet, toilet is never flushed with the seat up. Toilet is in like, a closet/stall thing.
Well damn, seems like you've really got your bases covered.