804
Mommy's Choice (sh.itjust.works)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] HenchmanNumber3@lemm.ee 141 points 9 months ago

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago
[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus." -Plan B wielding Thanos

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

I don't think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn't sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago

The universe required correction.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[-] cloud_punk@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Thanos did nothing wrong.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry little one

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Lol, and after the baby is born, too.

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
804 points (97.7% liked)

memes

10167 readers
2242 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS