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[-] meant2live218@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

One of my hens came up to me as I stepped outside, but instead of following me around, she leaped at something to my left. She shredded apart a 4-inch long mantis!

[-] psud@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

And then they give the best eggs. The best eggs are made of mice and bugs

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

You gotta be careful though because sometimes they get a craving for the high taurine diet and start eating their own eggs. Incredibly hard problem to fix once it starts.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 7 months ago

Idk seems like some breading and frying or baking and stuffing would solve the problem lol.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Well yes but then your egg production from the chicken(s) goes down to zero.

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