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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe -2 points 10 months ago

I played for 15 minutes and said "I'd rather play BotW."

Beating fluffy animals with a club to death or enslavement just isn't my speed.

Especially when they start running from you...

They know. They're afraid. They won't let you make their name Toby.

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

You're doing it wrong. Fun hot take, sure, but yeah....

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe -5 points 10 months ago

Ah, so you convince your Pals to get in the pokeballs with hugs and kisses before sending them to your voluntary free labor camps?

[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I love how we have higher standards for fake digital animals than we have for actual living humans when it comes to labor.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe -3 points 10 months ago

Wow, recruiters in your area play hardball

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They get a cozy bed, a warm fire, and prepared meals to eat in exchange for their servitude. You can also catch them by sneaking or while they are sleeping and not need to hurt them. There are also caged ones in bandit camps you rescue and they join you; presumably willingly.

You could also just catch the bad humans that shoot you on sight and make a prison camp without resorting to enslaving innocent chibi animals. We all know humans suck anyway.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah, so you provide basic food and shelter for their labor after capturing them in their sleep or otherwise unable to defend themselves?

Interesting, interesting.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Basic? I built them things a stone castle while I sleep in a wooden shack. I eat nothing but berries and feed them the finest meats and cakes. They have a bath house that I can't even use! My Kinguins live like kings!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe -1 points 10 months ago

(just don't ask where the meat came from)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be fair, half the of them were already probably eating the other half before I showed up 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] thegoodyinthehoody@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Read this again with slavery plantations in your mind and see how it feels, just once!

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