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[–] email@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[–] sag@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[–] confused_code_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

100% of people who don't also die