670

Fortune Teller (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

53 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Compiles in 5 Minutes (you accidentally did it on the RPi Zero W, on a PC it's done in 30 secs)

[-] beeb@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

change code so it no longer segfaults

still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

everybody dies

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 13 points 9 months ago

But you died faster, that's not to be underestimated

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024

670 points (98.1% liked)

Programmer Humor

32472 readers

586 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS