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[-] snooggums@kbin.social -1 points 9 months ago

I don't want two vehicles that don't do what I want. I want one vehicle, that is the same size and gets the same gas mileage as a car that does what I want by having an open bed in the back instead of an enclosed hatchback.

Its like you can't read.

Note: The Subaru Brat, which is one of the example I said that I wished they sold trucks in today, was smaller than a Honda Fit. Do you think a Honda Fit is big?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

I'm amazed they haven't accused you have having a small penis because you want a (checks again to be sure) Subaru Brat.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We had a used Brat when I was a teenager in the 80s! The seats in the bed had already been taken out and it was a rust bucket, but just fun on a bun until my older brother rolled it in a ditch.

A modern version with an electric drive train would be fantastic!

[-] MudMan@kbin.social -1 points 9 months ago

No, hey, I get it. You want a cool toy, not a boring practical solution. That's legitimate. I own many things that are not the optimal answer to a problem just because I like them.

The sheer rage at the insinuation that the option may not be optimal is fascinating, though. So uniquely American. Which is what this thread is about. "The maximal use case".

For the record, I had not heard of the "Honda Fit". I guess it's like a Japanese Fiat Punto. Also for the record, what both the Fiat Punto and the Honda Fit seem to have is a back seat. But hey, again, a cool toy, not an optimal solution. Maximal use case. It's a good observation.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

Considering you have absolutely no idea of what he does on a daily basis and no idea of how often he needs the vehicle for those situations. Plus no idea of his parking space. I'm not sure how you are able to tell him what he should buy.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social -1 points 9 months ago

I didn't? Like I explicitly didn't. I explicitly say up there that I get it and even if I think it's not optimal you get to buy stuff you like that's not optimal because you think it's cool.

This only reinforces my point about the sheer, unbridled rage this subject triggers in a certain stripe of car people, and it's both hilarious and kinda terrifying.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

The only rage here is you against literally anything that has an open bed, even if it is the same size and gets the same mileage as a compact car.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

I swear to you, if I ever have any kind of emotion towards "anything that has an open bed" beyond mild bemusement I will quit the Internet, abandon the concept of self-propelled vehicles and ride a donkey to a mountain monastery to rethink my life.

I just didn't know you could get people on the Internet to froth at the mouth by implying that pickup trucks aren't perhaps the most efficient mode of transportation until a couple of weeks ago. Now that I do know it feels irresponsible not to use this power. Especially when somebody brings up how culturally strange some purchasing choices are in the US.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

Thank you for finally admitting that you are a troll!

Imagine being such a worthless piece of shit that you argue with someone who wants a truck version of a car by constantly saying they want something other than they are literally saying. It probably helps if you are jobless and unable to make romantic connections with people because of your inability to maintain proper hygiene. That must really help with the personal need to rile up others so you can feel better about yourself while you cry yourself to sleep on the bare mattress you sleep on.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

Oh, yeah, this conversation is super irrelevant. There is literally zero reason to have this conversation beyond the morbid fascination of seeing weirdos come out of the woodwork to be super offended that you said mean things about open beds. It's like flipping over a rock to see the bugs.

I mean, let's be honest, why else would anybody have an intricate, incensed conversation about whether the back of a van is covered with a bit of sheet metal or going commando? It's absolutely bonkers. Think about it. Think about it hard for a second.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

Why would anyone shit on the idea of a car that is the same size, gets the same mileage, and is otherwise the same as a hatchback but with an open bed instead of a closed hatch? What kind of nut job would suggest a van and a second vehicle that would get the same fuel consumption as a solution? Think about it hard for a second.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yeeeeah, you didn't quite get the thinking part done right, I think.

But also. My friend. Back seats. We've talked about this.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

I don't need a backseat in this vehicle.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Cool.

So why are we having this conversation, then? Because that's great for you, but as a "optimal use case" as opposed to the "maximal use case", I'd say "seats" tends to rank pretty high the list of car features. For... you know, most people.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

You would say that since you keep ignoring everything that I have written.

Would you tell someone who wants a SmartCar that they should get something with a backseat instead? What about the van with a sealed off cabin that was suggested, which would also have two seats but worse fuel economy in a larger package than what I want which is a car with a truck bed?

Honestly this keeps going because I am fascinated by how hard you have dug your heels in opposing a car with a truck bed for reasons that I have already explained are not relevant based on my prior ownership of a hatchback. And you will respond to this because you can't just admit maybe you were wrong in your assumptions. Like comically wrong, but it would be a travesty for someone to not fit your idea of an American who uses their lifted truck as a dick substitute.

Plus I have some time on my hands so will definitely be getting the last word in.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

I'd tell someone with a SmartCar to get a monthly bus pass instead. And a bike, maybe. And a sense of self-awareness.

But also, yeah, failing that get a bigger car with a backseat. For sure. Maybe the one Smart make, if that's what they're into.

What I'm fascinated about is the "these are not relevant based on my prior ownership" bit, because... I'm not talking to you. I never talked to you. You popped up in here saying that the problem with pickups is they weren't making small ones, as if that was a systemic issue and then somehow this became about a specific car that you want to have that they don't make. Like you personally. As if my tangentially related point was an affront to this purchase that you want to make specifically.

I'm not sure that's a specifically American thing, because people in social media do tend to think everything is explicitly about them in particular, but man, when combined with the pickup thing it does sound... you know, arch.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

What the fuck are you going on about now?

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

I refer you to my previous post, where I do the going on.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So someone who wants to buy a two seater car that is extremely convenient in the city because of the short wheelbase and excellent gas mileage should buy a bigger car for extra seats they don't need?

Why are you so angry about people not needing more than two seats that you insist they need a larger vehicle? Must be a wherever you are thing to think people shouldn't have preferences.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

No, they should buy no car and instead buy a public transportation pass.

And a bycicle.

Again, I refer you to my previous post.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

I refer you to my previous posts.

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