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[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 96 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A cautionary tale if you're considering.

Years ago someone left my employer abruptly, and on their desk was left a fancy vertical mouse. It sat there for a few days, and I kept glancing over, at first ambivalent, but as time passed the temptation increased. I debated the dilemma of becoming a vertical mouse person, was that really for me? Eventually I succumbed and thought hey it's worth a try, see what it's like to be one of them... pure learning opportunity...

Then something happened... I got used to it in about a half hour and in the first day my precision improved. A sudden urge came over me to tell all my coworkers, was I really becoming one of those people so fast? Trying to resist was futile and within a couple days I became a vertical mouse person, always wanting to tell everyone how great they are, constantly resisting the urge. I forgot what life was like with a horizontal mouse, and I never looked back.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 26 points 9 months ago

That wasn't cautionary at all it's just a fucking advert.

[-] DeVaolleysAdVocate@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

hail vertical mouse corporate

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 1 points 9 months ago

It's just a general ad paid for by Big Vertical Mouse.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

;) You'll understand when you use a vertical mouse.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

The Linux of mice

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