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[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 118 points 9 months ago

Can I get in trouble for this?

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

No idea but holy fuck that's amazing. I'd be happy catching a charge for this.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

I brought enough for everyone

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Oh hey that second one is probably real.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago
[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

I'm doing my part

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

This is the comedy police: You are under arrest for being funny without a license!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You'll never take me alive! I've got hostages, and they are dying of laughter!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

I'd like to submit a report to your unit

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Ianal. Legally? No. It's a tip line. There is no threat of harm. Just of being weird.

Unless there's some disclaimer prior to submitting saying it's the state equivalent of submitting a false police report or something... Even then, good luck trying to arrest you in a different state.

I would love to be banned from Texas or Florida if I could lol.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago
[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Who ever heard of a sad clown?

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