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Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardia (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Next on the agenda: finding the Lindbergh Baby™

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Lindbergh baby has been wandering around La Guardia for decades like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

[–] Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

He was killed the same day he was kidnapped and his body was found about 2.5 months later. He was found 4.5 miles from his home partially buried in the woods.