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[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 7 months ago

What are you doing in assembly?

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago

Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren't there before. All in a good night's work.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

That doesn’t sound like optimization.

[-] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

No worries, he can optimize it later.

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago

Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We'll get to it eventually, right?

[-] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

// TODO: fix this code

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

To you, maybe.

[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

It's just reverse optimizing!

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Well, I guess it's either writing a device driver or that.

And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.

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