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xkcd #2893: Sphere Tastiness
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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
As a fan of log-scale axes, Randall really ought to at least suspect that the vertical axis is also logarithmic. If so, the average 800m sphere is very much not tasty.
Senses usually are log scale so I assume this would also be correct