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xkcd #2893: Sphere Tastiness
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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
Based on volume, a baseball would still be in between a grape and a melon, so y=1/x doesn't work either.
I'd go for a density based equation rather than volume.
Astute point. Single-point blackholes must be delicous
You'll never want to taste anything else, that's for sure