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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That's gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

$3.50 tops?

He pays way more to bottom.

[-] gullible@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Confirmed for trump being the loch ness monster?

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