Tony Hawk Problems (mstdn.social)

submitted 8 months ago by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social to c/tails@lemmon.website

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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)

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[-] RealNameTBA@social.veraciousnetwork.com 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.

this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024

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