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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by uhmbah@lemmy.ca to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

Edit: LOL love the responses. You ain't wrong...

Edit2: I posted this for giggles and have enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the "parenting advice" (rolls eyes). My daughter is a shit show, but I wouldn't trade her in for anything. She has three daughters, one of which is exactly like her and the two others are not. So...

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 128 points 8 months ago

She loaded it, but poorly. Which is a vast improvement on my wifes not loading it at all.

[-] stiephel@feddit.de 74 points 8 months ago

At least you have multiple wifes

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

Idk I would rather have one wife who did dishes than 2 that didn't know how to lol

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hmm, depends largely on how hot they are and if they're into each other.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

If they are into each other Im out of a fuckin job. Literally and figuratively.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Sorry Hank, but we’re replacing you with a pair of lesbians.

But I’ve been with this company ten years!

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

You would get to keep your job as their dishwasher.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I’d rather have one wife than two

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah just switch to the wife with dishwash loading skills next time.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

I won't even let my wife touch the dishwasher. Nobody does it right, but me.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'd prefer that to her removing my carefully placed dirty dishes from the dishwasher, fully washing them by hand, then running them through dishwasher. Thanks for running up our utility bill for no appreciable reason and making me feel like I'm not doing my part! You could've just used the dishwasher as a drying rack or just stayed the fuck away from my dishes which you've seen come out of the dishwasher spotlessly clean!

I love her dearly and I'm literally in awe of her on a daily basis. Just one of those little things you have to laugh and accept.

[-] Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

You have to run a cycle in the dishwasher semi regularly to keep mold and bacteria from growing inside it, I had to take apart my parents dishwasher and deep clean it out since they were using it only as a drying rack.

[-] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Isn’t it more work to undo it and then do it again than just do it in the first place?

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Ah, your wife has discovered the system at our house- let the dishes pile up in the sink until someone can't take it anymore.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
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