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[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

You might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.

[-] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Idk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] DudeDudenson 5 points 9 months ago

I do both, using a bidet just makes sense.

Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago
[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

Meh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you're clean inside and out!

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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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