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[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 6 months ago

The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it β€œmoldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR πŸ“† I'M DEFINITELY βœ… ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LISTπŸ“œπŸ“ BECAUSE I'M πŸ‘ˆA GIGANTIC πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽ„β„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβ„πŸŽ„πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβŒ VERY CHRISTIAN β›ͺπŸ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK βœ¨πŸŽ‰βœ¨πŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR πŸŽ…SANTAπŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬‡πŸ πŸ˜œπŸ’¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS πŸ˜±πŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„β„πŸŽFAGGOTπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

SO TO ALL MY πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹SLUTTY πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ SANTA'S πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ» LITTLE HELPERS πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨β„β„β„β„β›„β›„β›„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† I'LL BE WAITING πŸ•šπŸ••πŸ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE πŸƒπŸ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON πŸ˜³πŸŽπŸŽ€πŸ’ WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU πŸ‘†TO UNWRAP πŸ˜³πŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago

I think I just came a little

[-] enitoni@beehaw.org 11 points 6 months ago

THE UFOsπŸ‘½β˜„πŸ‘½ have finally CUM πŸ’¦πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜£πŸ‘Œ send this to 10 alien daddys😜😜😜 if you can't wait🀚🀚 to get PROBEDπŸ†πŸ‘πŸ† if you get none❌ backπŸ’€πŸ™…πŸ’€ you a lonely galactic hoe😭😭 get 5 back❗ you a super star SLUTπŸ˜œβ˜„πŸ’₯ get 10 back❗❗ you a super space freakπŸ’―πŸ‘½πŸ’― Happy fuckinπŸ’―πŸ‘… get that ALIEN πŸ‘½ COCKπŸ˜πŸ†πŸ˜©πŸ‘Œ

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I... I think my retina detached after trying to read this.

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I still don’t and probably never will understand why people use the same emoji more than once in a row.

Every other word is tacky and hard to read but I get it’s like… just a thing for people who grew up with emojis instead of little text emoticons. Or like older people trying to be a fellow kid kind of thing.

But the same one 5 times in a row? That’s just nonsense.

(I know I’m responding to a copypasta. It’s just on the topic.)

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don’t get too hung up on emojis, they’re just a new form of text! Most people I know use them ironically or to respond to coworkers that you don’t want to type text to.

As far as I remember, text filled with emojis was used by FB-era people to do like MLM (mid-level-marketing; pyramid schemes) ads. First time I saw it used not ironically.

Their text style was ripe for mocking since it was tacky af.

Some me-melords turnt it horny and usually a lil gay and you’ve got purposely tacky and over the top copypastas! Like this one (personally, not enough emoji for me):

OMG it’s ARB-WHORE DAY 🌲🌴🌳 on this day πŸ“† we celebrate MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§and plant trees 🌳 that will someday grow up to be BIG 🫦 and LONG πŸ“ and HARD πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜©πŸ˜›πŸ˜ for the good girls to CLIMB πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ so plant a HO-ak tree πŸ₯¦ a chestNUT πŸ’¦ an ASSpen πŸ‘ or a cottonWOOD πŸͺ΅πŸ† maybe ur a BIRCH BETCH 🀭 or a will-HO ⁉️ so get DIRTY πŸ§‘β€πŸŒΎπŸ˜³ and get those lil sprouts 🌱 all WET 😌 🚿 so they can get πŸͺ¨ BIG and STRONG πŸ’ͺ🀀 cuz today all of the arb-WHORES 🌡are gonna get a TREEat πŸͺ΄ planted in their πŸ’ƒASS today 🌝🌚 cuz MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘© is CUMMING 4 U 🌎 send ➑️ this to ur 1️⃣0️⃣ DIRTIEST ARB-WHORES 🍌 if u get 0️⃣ back then ur a weeping willHO 😭😭😭 if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SICKamore SKANK πŸ’šπŸ˜‡ βœ… &&& if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then ur a gonna get a special πŸ”© walNUT just 4 u πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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