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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't it be better to say Lucifer? No one called him Satan at the time he demand equal rights.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

No one called him Lucifer at the time either.

Which brings me to one of my favourite Jimmy Carr snappy QI answers:

Stephen Fry: How many of each animal was there on Noah's Ark?

Jimmy Carr, without missing a beat: None. It didn’t happen.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"All right, smartass, how many of each animal was there in the story of Noah's Ark?"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Between two and three billion.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Exactly. That's for sure the other wrong part of it.

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