I’m kind of glad our new Buttcoin is already well-syndicated enough to carry on one of the old sub’s finest traditions: crypto kids coming in right after bitcoin spikes in price, saying something fucking embarrassing, and disappearing when the sugar rush of the number going up ends and they realize they’ve made no profit (and that last bit is particularly funny given how quickly all the exchanges closed — somebody dumped their bags on this spike and made a profit, but they’re almost certainly too busy running an exchange and hiding from the SEC to bother posting pointless shit here)