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[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

That's some negative ass if I've ever seen one. The man is owed some ass.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 6 months ago

Straight frog butt

[-] OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 6 months ago

He keeps it clenched shut at ALL times in case one of those GAYS gets the drop on him. He can shoot the back holstered gun to blow their cock clean off before it gets too close to his precious hole.

[-] YaksDC@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

3 you can see, I would bet he's also wearing at least one ankle holster.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 20 points 6 months ago

What's wild is it would be so incredibly easy to just walk up behind him and grab the gun in the small of his back while shoving him down. He's dead from his own firearm before he can even process what has happened.

[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

That's the gun holding his pants up. It's like a keystone... pull it out and the those pants will be around his ankles before he knew what hit him. Just slide right down over his diminished gluteals.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I guarantee you such a thing exists.

Edit: Yep.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That's what's known as a "responsible gun owner."

[-] OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 months ago

Are we going to ignore the 30 keys? I own 3 cars but don’t carry a key to the third one on a regular basis as it’s undergoing some extended maintenance. It’s got to be slightly exhausting to carry 20 extra lbs of crap on your waist.

[-] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah and those keys.

this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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