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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not to mention the fusion reaction triggered by an FTL foot connecting with said child's backside would annihilate both parent and child immediately.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

There would be a crater where the parent and child were, and buildings would be leveled by the resulting shockwave.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

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