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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I dont tell people this because i am afraid but i only shower like once a week and im not stinky. Anytime ive mentioned this to anyone they say something along the lines of, "you just get noseblind to it" but the only people truly aware of my showering habits are my roommate and my girlfriend and they say im not stinky. When i originally started living with my roomate he outright asked me how i do not smell like shit. I still clean my dick regularly though because even if it isnt stinky it would be gross if i didnt.

Im convinced i dont produce the stinky chemical as readily as most people. Even after the gym i am not stinky. It makes my girlfriend mad because she wants to "smell my stinky" but anytime i sweat i end up just smelling like outside for a bit.

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 8 months ago

maybe fucking sharks is the secret to this

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You can't smell of human stink if you're constantly surrounded with the glorious aura of sweet fishy love.

[-] juchebot88@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

New theoretical ground gets broken here every day

Might as well rename this community Qiushi

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