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[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 30 points 8 months ago

Also when poop knocks at the door, ANSWER! Don't keep putting it off if at all humanly possible. The longer poop sits in your colon, the drier it gets and the harder it will be to move later.

And the bidet? With the right pressure it can help knock loose those last little nuggies that you weren't able to get enough oomph behind to dislodge.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago

Y'all built different

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Playing asteroids! Pew pew!

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

If you have pressure wash your anus to blast the shit loose, maybe you've got some other problem.

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