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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 94 points 9 months ago

Bruh that cow looks fucking ready for it. That feels more fucked up than if it had a walleyed stare.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

I once saw a video of a farmer killing two cows. The second one saw what happened to the first, looked directly at the farmer, closed its eyes, and just accepted its fate. Didn't freak out nor try to flee.

It knew. It fucking knew. Fucked me up so badly.

(And no I don't have a link cause this was about 5-10 years ago. Not that I'd want to share it anyway cause I'm not trying to inflict the same trauma I went through on someone else.)

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 months ago

Did you see the video where some guys are trying to force two horses to mate and the mare is just not into it and she kicks the stallion square in the forehead and he collapses and dies on the spot?

Dude died shitting himself with a hard-on. What a way to go.

I think about that sometimes.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Yes and I feel bad for laughing when I saw it.

Poor horny bastard.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

What method did he use to kill them?

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Rifle with a scope. IDK what kind cause I'm not really into guns. An AR-15 IIRC.

[-] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

"Yes human, end my suffering in this mortal coil"

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago
[-] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

"You can kill me, but these luscious lashes are eternal! "

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Awaiting the sweet release, if that doesn't make one happy, idk what does.

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