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[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 7 months ago

To be fair, Jesus didn't set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

To be entirely confusing to the point that words don't have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it's still a bad excuse.

[-] owen@lemmy.ca 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jesus: "Hey! My dad says if you don't be my friend, he'll rain terror on you."

Me: "Huh?"

Jesus in a Deep Voice: "Be Jesus' friend or face an eternal nightmare."

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

"Why have I forsaken me??"

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Why have you forsaken him?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

Isn't Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time?

Sounds like deflecting.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Depends on your view.

Some say he is, some say he's different, some say they're a paradoxical entity that both is and isn't.

[-] nooneshere@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

Trying to save the face of Jesus?

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