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So in general I don't find studying plagues to be too depressing but today I am writing a thesis chapter that deals with some really heavy stuff that's getting to me and I'm finding it hard to write. So if anyone knows any silly jokes please nows the time to post them!
What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?
Plague-arism
Sorry
That is gold!
Why couldn't alchemists make gold?
They should've done it in AUstralia.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?
A: Doug.
Q: What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head?
A: Douglas.
Q: What do call a guy with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
Q: What do you call a guy floating off the end of a pier?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a guy tied up in a bag of leaves?
A: Russell.
Q: What do you call a guy with a picture frame around his neck?
A: Arty.
Q: What do you call a guy with scoliosis?
A: Archie.
Q: What do you call a guy with 50 rabbits up his bum?
A: Warren.
Hahaha, I love these, although for us Russell was a guy in the bushes. ๐
What's another name for a snail?
Answer
A booger with a crash helmet.(12yo me thought that was the funniest fking shit lol)