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submitted 7 months ago by BmeBenji@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[-] whoreticulture@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

It's a creepy joke! Don't make it!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Think I'll do what I like Chief. Might even go that route out of spite. Good ol' fashioned spite wife

[-] whoreticulture@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Do what you will but everyone is going to call you creepy, because you are.

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