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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

So ... is someone ugly because of some dirt? Do people see only colours & not shapes?

Not to mention they are basically calling Melina Juergens ugly :D

[–] Nom@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only they'd actually played the game. She's basically going through hell, makeup and hygiene are the least of her worries.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was gonna say; isnt it basically a game about shit that should be ugly?

Fuck, let's go find+replace every not-completely-gorgeous dude in film with like four near identical impossibly good looking photo shopped models. Make the dean of A/C repair in 'community' just beautiful and jacked and expressionless because he just shot up ten gallons of botox.

Also, what's a fun ethnicity... The chad meme is a Turkish dude right? Let's just make all guys in film Turkish or, since we need two... Japanese? Brazilian? Doesn't matter, just pick two and no more white dudes. "Including" white people would be woke dei bullshit, let's not compromise our standards just to include people, and why shouldn't kratos be hot?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look at her! She has muscles! Those are basically a beard /s

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] iegod@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're in luck! All humans have muscles.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Whoahh awesome thank you

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As do I. But I’m a woman so I can’t even imagine what loops of logic the type of men like we’re mocking will have to say about why that is

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

My logic is that you have good taste

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Literally Abby from the last of us part 2! We let them do that and now look what happened! 😠 /s