This guy's worst take yet : gamingcirclejerk

[-] Nom@lemm.ee 46 points 7 months ago

If only they'd actually played the game. She's basically going through hell, makeup and hygiene are the least of her worries.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was gonna say; isnt it basically a game about shit that should be ugly?

Fuck, let's go find+replace every not-completely-gorgeous dude in film with like four near identical impossibly good looking photo shopped models. Make the dean of A/C repair in 'community' just beautiful and jacked and expressionless because he just shot up ten gallons of botox.

Also, what's a fun ethnicity... The chad meme is a Turkish dude right? Let's just make all guys in film Turkish or, since we need two... Japanese? Brazilian? Doesn't matter, just pick two and no more white dudes. "Including" white people would be woke dei bullshit, let's not compromise our standards just to include people, and why shouldn't kratos be hot?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

Look at her! She has muscles! Those are basically a beard /s

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

I love women with muscles

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

You're in luck! All humans have muscles.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Whoahh awesome thank you

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

As do I. But I’m a woman so I can’t even imagine what loops of logic the type of men like we’re mocking will have to say about why that is

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

My logic is that you have good taste

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

and beards

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Literally Abby from the last of us part 2! We let them do that and now look what happened! 😠 /s

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Nice

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world -4 points 7 months ago

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[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Awwww so triggered. Poor wee incel got his comment removed 🥺 literally 1984!

Go back to reddit shitface.

[+] whostosay@lemmy.world -53 points 7 months ago

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[-] Squizzy@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

I can only imagine what this comment was, presumably some incel type shit, its nice to have moderators remove it promptly.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 7 months ago

I'm sure she's devastated. You a real catch aren't you?

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Holy shit dude, touch grass please.