Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.
*will break
And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.
Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.
"Hey man, your house is a war zone now, you should leave"
"Cool, can I leave to a safe place?"
"Well no, we'll shoot you as you're leaving, bomb refugee camps, and prevent foreign aid from reaching you."
"Cool cool, guess I'll go fuck myself then."
I think I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say please fuck off.
This it the bottom so far you mean.
Holy shit, you solved homelessness, good job! All we need is to have 20k in cash and then... wait.
Working on an Alpha legion loyalist (ish) army. Still have a long way to go, but I'm happy with how it's going.
What a terrible day to be literate.