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this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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"Snake! Nuclear weapons are very bad! Governments mislead and influence their citizens through mass media! Privatization of military is going to lead to global chaos!"
"Wow, cool bipedal walking nuclear launch platform."
Remember how there was a secret cutscene that only played after there was 100% nuclear disarmament across the entire platform? And there were people purposely trying to make nukes faster than the efforts to disarm them just cuz they were dicks?
Classic human behaviour, you got any further detail on that?, sounds hilarious tbf.