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[-] CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml 153 points 1 year ago

"Blockchain Developer"

[-] drekly@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

"Rockstar" "Ninja"

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

"Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code"

[-] Scrappy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

Where do I apply?

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah"

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

[-] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Pick any 2

[-] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

With blockchain? Pick one.

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator'

[-] lol@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

im a for loop developer

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.

[-] ultimate_question@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol

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