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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 76 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I avoid having kids by simply being completely unappealing to women. 😤

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 23 points 7 months ago

Is it possible to learn such power?

[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago
[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

But he have fancy username? 🧐

[-] myxi@feddit.nl 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The simplest way is to be a Reddit mod.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 7 months ago

That's too much. I still want to be loved by my family and friends.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

If you're loved by family and friends, there's always the chance, especially if she's Canadian.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

It may not, especially if you have the accent.

But if you called it a fedora without knowing the difference? It just might.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I don't have an accent. Not an Aussie accent. I wear the hat and duster cuz I had a friend from there got me started on them about a decade ago and I stick to them rather adamantly because I appreciate what they do so much the entire concept of regional reference bears nothing on my skin when the fiction is so greatly better than anything else remotely close

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

So, you know when you see a woman, and you speak with her like a normal person and form a connection? Nothing good comes of that.

Instead of doing that, convince yourself in your head that saying even two words is going to end in disaster and then play on your phone and awkwardly pretend they aren't there until they go away.

It's hard, but with enough practice it will become second nature. You've got this!

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

yeah, be a turbo nerd, don't be socially competent (autism is a good start) and don't care about romantic relationships. It's all about the interpersonal aspects anyway.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

this is currently my meta. Just betting that the likelihood that i get raped and end up "being a father" is low enough that having a vasectomy or something would outweigh the potential cons.

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