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"Programming Sucks"
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this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.
Mel, a real programmer!
I'd add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it's one of my favorite bits on the internets
I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it's true, we add way too much stuff we don't need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It's perfect.
Don't forget about the sequels:
everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo
Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.
Shades of Maddox. Love it!
Just wait until you find the daily wtf!
Years ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.