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"Programming Sucks" (www.stilldrinking.org)

submitted 8 months ago by Mbourgon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mel, a real programmer!

I'd add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it's one of my favorite bits on the internets

[-] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it's true, we add way too much stuff we don't need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It's perfect.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don't forget about the sequels:

[-] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo

[-] lud@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.

[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Shades of Maddox. Love it!

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