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[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Not every Christian believes in a literal Genesis and a 6 thousand year old earth etc. , but yeah, probably many were likely (and/or surely) deist, agnostic, uncaring, or even atheist.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Honestly I have more respect for the literalists than the ones that recognize the crazy, but pick and choose which beliefs within their religion they're willing to swallow the crazy of rather than walking away.

If you're going to choose to be a nutter, at least fucking commit.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Amen. This is what they should teach in schools. It's not like you would go outside and tell people that you're a flat earther but you don't really believe that earh doesn't have curve. Then why do people go outside claiming they a christians but don't really believe in thw crap that happened in the great folk lore fantasy book called the bible. I would love to read it some day completely, like a folk lore book, not to convert. Same goes for koran. It would be interesting

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

You’d be too annoyed by the contradictions, repetition and nonsense to finish it.

There are some pretty raunchy bits though.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah propably. I should maybe just stick to kalevala. It's a huge collection of finnish folk lore which almost got lost but then some guy decided to collect it all and make a book. It's actually extremly significant for finland and tolkien took inspiration out of it while writing lotr

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I started it. But when I got to the part in Genesis where there’s entire chapters devoted to the generations of who begat who, I realized that it was crappily written and wouldn’t be enjoyable.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I liked it. Except for the entire chapter with the song of Tom Bombadil. I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be reading, or singing? Great story though.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It always weirds me out too when there's like 2 pages of just songs. Like cool songs and they really add to the depth of the lore but I'm having hard time concetrating on them

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That makes it so mucg better :D thanks

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I mean there's merit to the idea that modern Christians don't follow the old testament. The whole idea of being a Christian is recognizing that Jesus started a new convenient and wiped out the old rules.

If only Christians would actually follow Jesus, instead of picking the shit they conveniently already agree with.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Covenant, but the mistake is oddly appropriate.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Ah, thank you.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It kinda depends what you pick and choose. I’m no Christian, but I think Jesus had some pretty good ideas about how to treat others.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I also happen to appreciate many of the philosophies of the fictional character Jesus Christ of the New Testament.

Whether or not there was a Jesus Christ of Nazareth who walked the Earth, the individual of the Bible is a fictional version, the Santa Clause to Saint Nicholas of Myra.

In any event, agreeing with some or even all of another's positions shouldn't equate to deification.

I appreciate the writings of Karl Marx, yet I recognize their shortcomings, and have never worshipped or defied him or his work.

Tldr you don't have to believe Jesus was God in human form, or even believe he was more than a fiction, to happen to agree with his written ideology that can be paraphrased as "Be excellent to each other."

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Except for those that hoard wealth. He pretty much said they go to hell no matter what. lol

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He said it was impossible, but that God can make even impossible things come true. I always saw it as "I'm not gonna torture anyone in hell, but I can't just say that outright because a lot of you guys are assholes and would take advantage of it".

Then again, I'm not a Christian, if you can't tell.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nah, he was straight up calling it ungodly.

And Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It goes on, you know.

When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

It's bad enough when Christians cherry pick from the Bible. No need to stoop to their level.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The entire point of this thread is about cherry-picking. LMAO

You’re right that there’s more, but I read that as “If you save your money, as man recommends, it is impossible, but if you follow my teachings and give away your wealth, it is possible.” The whole New Testament is full of ambiguity. It’s literally a 2000 year old choose your own adventure book.

[-] metaldream@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Every single religion on earth cherry picks beliefs. Including and especially the “literalists”.

It’s impossible to form a consistent belief system based on an inconsistent and self-contradicting document like the Bible, which is why there isn’t any such system.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It’s like the “liberalism of Christianity.” No base principles, fence-sitting and willing to go with whatever message serves their interests.

[-] ForgotAboutDre@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The bible is clearly written not as literal truth. The literalists aren't even comprehending it or the messages the author intended. They are very modern in their interpretation taking religious 'truths' to be literal truths. They've ironically been heavily influenced by science, just not in the way compatible with science.

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