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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 8 months ago

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.

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