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Well holy shit, excuse me for being tangential. I shall excuse myself from this narrow conversation to which you may bring no simile. I don't wish to communicate with you again due to fear of breaching the subject. Thank you.
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Don't ask questions if you don't want to hear the answer.
I wanted to hear the answer, don't worry.
What I'm saying, in case you don't speak sarcasm, is that the statement I made touches on the subject tangentially, and is not completely off-topic. You are being extremely petty and it's incredibly unbecoming.
Please don't talk to me anymore, thank you for respecting my wishes.
It was one downvote, get over youreelf.
There's a block feature if you don't want someeone to respond to you.