First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.

“The sheep want to jump in my mouth” Mr. Wolf claimed.

“The wording is ‘We’re here to harm children.’ Give me a break," he said. "These are young adults.”

Ohhhh. Just harming young adults. Totally Clean conscience there