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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

200: "I gotchu, bro. Here you go. Have a good day."

401: "You're not on the list. Get lost."

402: "Pay me or get lost."

403: "Everyone get lost."

404: "You are lost."

500: "Ooopsss."

501: "Knew I forgot something..."

504: "I can't do this shit all day."

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Serving multiple data streams

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thread safe pouring

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 14 points 1 year ago

I love the whimsy of developers.

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 24 points 1 year ago

429: "Please stop trying"

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

401 is "I don't know who you are. Get fucked"

403 is "I know who you are and you're not allowed here. Get fucked"

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

502: "I'm fucked, you're fucked, but most of all the developer trying to solve this is super fucked."

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

451: “The law says get lost.”

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

401 is more like “Tell me who tf you are or get lost”, while 403 means “You're not on the list, get lost”