There's a dragon ripping you to shreds, it wants to be your friend, it's just trying to impress you!
Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!
Exoskeleton operated by boners. Also describes Evangelion
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?
Like herbal remedy or just herbs besides mint? Rosemary toothpaste?
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
"Flops" means "inspired threats of violence" now?
Might directly charge your carrier for $5 to his campaign
Put a Butterfree costume in the Metapod ahead of time
She talked about housing costs and child tax credits. They both brought up jobs and inflation. Economic issues that affect US citizens on a day to day basis. Critique the details all you want but that is not "nothing".
The author, Chris Ferrie, has a whole series of science for babies. We have ones about the planets and another just about Pluto that my kid was real into for a while