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A shadow of his former self (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kellyaster@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

new Spiced Gold label featuring the new, less fun Captain Morgan design

This is the new Spiced Gold label. They did keep the barrel instead of changing it to a chest, but overall it's not exactly what I'd call an improvement. They had the equivalent of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook as their logo and they replaced him with David Arquette

Edit: also, he's holding his sword like it's a cane. Wtf lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks like he's holding the guard instead of the handle. I don't get it.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can't unsee! I wonder if it's ai generated?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

...they replaced him with David Arquette.

Me: "Huh?" *pinch zoom in* "Holly fucking shit!"

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The logo kinda makes sense for the alcohol free version:

https://media.captainmorgan.com/media/ix0gstkf/captain-morgan-gb-0-0.png?mode=crop

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What in the god's name is this abomination?! Rum without alcohol? So, water?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sugar cane water

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Children's grog.

[–] fhqwgads@possumpat.io 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alcohol free uses the barrel instead of the chest. Come on, it's right there.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Clearly the non-alcoholic version is what they consider the real treasure...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Alcohol free rum?

Jesus Christ