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The IT experience? (lemmy.world)
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[-] Shareni@programming.dev 37 points 6 months ago

Prints a 10m scroll daily containing automated probes and attacks

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Weekly report that says XXXX attempted/failed attacks of X type, of y type, etc. and the ability to produce the 70m scroll and generally talk about the stuff on request.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

Unironically it might work. Have a filing cabinet with all the attacks that you can point too.

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