Ugh you sound like me. Or maybe I sound like an annoying wannabe nurse. Or maybe both

When other people are injured in my presence I always go full fix it mode and try to find antibac wipes and band aids, when I'm injured I rinse the blood off and say she'll be right 🤷‍♂️

Coincidentally (or maybe not) I actually cut my thumb on old electronics I was messing around with this morning (not as bad as you though) and didn't really do anything. No wipes, no bandaids, no gauze, I just wiped the blood off on a tissue, even though I would tell anybody else in that situation to at least rinse of the blood and wash with soap

Glad you're ok though, please carry on being ok and do not, under any circumstances, die. If you do die, I'll be most displeased and write you an angry letter