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Fatherly hazing (lemmy.world)
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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I live in Quebec and we're pretty bilingual around here so I've heard these hazing jokes in both languages. My favorite in French is sending an apprentice for "une clé taurus".

[-] Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Eh new guy la ouien toien mon'tit sauce. Vien-cit câlis. Cherche moien une Clé Taurus à home depot. Ouien une C L É T A U R U S. Les chums aux "service desk" va savoir c'est quoi. Away let's go crisse.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Beautiful.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

A Taurus key?

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

It sounds like clitoris and it's funny when they go ask people if they have one.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

Ah, that is a good one. Common one in the UK is to ask for a reach around.

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Sound it out

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

A bull? Or is that a misspelling or torus, meaning donut shape?

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

It's funny because they ask dudes if they have a clitoris and we are big children.

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