790
Stop right there
(mander.xyz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.
Jupiter says, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"
So Jupiter's forever storm is like that thing my wife holds against me for when we have an argument later?
I mean, you didn't kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ
I didn't not kill them... 👉 👈
Its gravity sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward
Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.