At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.
I've heard of the long wait before.
My father (who was in the armed forces) once got asked to fetch "the keys to the indoor mortar range"
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At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.
I've heard of the long wait before.
My father (who was in the armed forces) once got asked to fetch "the keys to the indoor mortar range"