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Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are Ryder’s parents?

“I see that kid zooming around town on his ATV at all hours of the day and night,” expressed one concerned citizen. “Doesn’t he have a bedtime? And where are his parents when he’s operating heavy machinery without any formal training? I have never even heard his parents being referenced, let alone seen proof that they exist. The kid can’t be more than 10 years old! Where are social services?”

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 4 months ago

they fell out of lighthouses. separate incidents.

[-] rachthegoldberg@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 4 months ago

i bet pimento knows

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