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Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 year ago by dimeslime@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they require at least a 71yo, assuming the person started working at 16 and has dedicated their entire life to develop software without ever touching management positions, ... At what age does people retire in that country??

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys get to retire?

[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Damn... I swear no one will ever see me again after my 65th birthday, I'll be on the beach, probably knitting till I die

[–] LaggyKar@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a typical COBOL dev