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[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 83 points 7 months ago

Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 31 points 7 months ago

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 7 months ago

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 11 points 7 months ago

Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 7 months ago

why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -3 points 7 months ago
[-] mawhrin@awful.systems 9 points 7 months ago

do fuck off, would you kindly?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -2 points 7 months ago
[-] self@awful.systems 9 points 7 months ago

nah he’s right, time for you to fuck off

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

The joke is, I grind his wife too.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 16 points 7 months ago

I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he's such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won't even touch 'em.

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

[-] godzilla_lives@beehaw.org 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It's important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Non-toxic bleach

[-] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.

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